"I AM THE EATER OF MIDCARD TITLES"
Kofi’s the new “Big Hungry”. Better than being the WILDCAT, I suppose.
THE BELT STILL ENDS UP ON THE FLOOR
Why can’t the IC Title feel anyone to love it? It’s so pretty.
You can almost hear Paul say “oh Jesus Christ, Curtis!”
"Bobby Heenan never had to put up with this with your Dad."
This is Nick Bockwinkel and I’ve got a passion/I’ll get the title back from that humanoid Hansen/I’ve got the brains and I’m not humble/I’ll take the belt back and do the Wrestlerock Rumble